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Fit Mom/Fat Mom - Wendy Will Blog
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Fit Mom/Fat Mom

January 12, 2011

I really want to be fit mom.  


Fit mom plays with her kids in the pool and isn’t afraid of wearing a bathing suit.  Fit mom doesn’t make up excuses not to go when invited to pool play dates.  Fit mom doesn’t obsess about finding board shorts big enough and long enough to cover up her dimply thighs.


Instead, I’m fat mom.  Fat mom sits on the edge of the pool and watches her husband and daughter play in the water.  Fat mom has a towel waiting for her at the pool steps so that she can wrap herself up immediately upon getting out. Fat mom scootches her ass across the kiddie pool so she doesn’t have to stand up in front of her friends.


I’m tired of being fat mom.

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Amber Page Writes January 12, 2011 at 11:03 pm

Me too. Meeee too.

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Wendy January 13, 2011 at 12:13 am

I'm glad I'm not alone. Thanks for commenting, Amber!

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Cupcakes and Cutlery January 14, 2011 at 5:17 am

I'm almost tired of being fat mom. Not quite tired enough to start doing anything about it. I think it has to do with winter blahs…Come summer, I might actually start trying to get rid of the fat. You know, when it's too late to look cute in your shorts. šŸ˜‰

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Oh Yeah, Her January 18, 2011 at 5:37 am

You are going to be the Fittest Mom in town!!!!

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ericav March 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Both fat mom AND fit mom is proud of who she is, and the wonderful job she is doing raising a beautiful daughter.

Fat mom AND Fit mom is working hard to set a good example for her baby girl…

:)

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